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((Delvin Mallory Skyrim Roleplay blog))

{ Place One in My Inbox - Questions Edition }

takeuparms:

  • "Am I dead?"
  • "Another one?"
  • "And what if I don’t?"
  • "Are you afraid of God?"
  • "Are you crazy?”
  • "Are you lost?"
  • "Are you really that shallow?"
  • "Are you sure it’s okay?"
  • "Are you sure there were no survivors?"
  • "Can I trust you?"
  • "Can we go now?"
  • "Can we not fight tonight?"
  • "Can’t or won’t?"

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(Source: narcissistic--monstrosity, via dalamusrex)

gonna get a sticky icky and light that shit in the name of jesus coming back from the dead

when people tag me in random starters (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) 

when people tag my character in photos with theirs (⊙ ‿ ⊙ ✿)

when people mention my character in separate threads (⊙ ω ⊙ ✿)

(Source: praebiti, via thebiggestanimelover)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via thivus)

koffinking:

oH GOD LOOK IT’S EVERYTHING LUCIEN SAYS IN OBLIVION HELP

IT’S ALMOST 30 MINUTES LONG

[x]

(Source: addleykoffin, via askdelvinmallory)

officialmercer:

"between mercer frey and-"

get thE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

YOU LITTLE BITCH

I MAY’VE KILLED YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BUT AT LEAST I GOT HIS D BEFORE YOU DID

IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP SAYING MY LAST NAME

TO REMEMBER ME

"AH YES MERCER FREY THE GUY WHO FUCKED MY BOYFRIEND"

(via emissaryelenwen)

dovahkiin-kora:

askdelvinmallory:

"I might even get a set of heels to click and have men come running."

"I certainly hope they’ll buy you dinner first." 

"If not, then I’d spit in that sods face and pocket the coin."

crepsley:

askdelvinmallory started following you

'Bout time you showed up!

//ayyy

//Always open for an open roleplay if anybody is interested

sorry for the delay on this page, I’m still alive

Reblog if you identify as asexual

emerald-world:

Please reblog if you identify as asexual, grey-asexual or demisexual

If you are NOT asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual but still believe it is a legitimate sexuality reblog THIS post

I’m preparing to come out to my parents

dovahkiin-kora:

askdelvinmallory:

He snorted loudly. “You think so? I wouldn’t mind prancing about it a pretty blue gown. It’s quite thinning.”

"Give you a nice, shapely figure too. The men at the docks won’t be able to keep their eyes off you." 

"I might even get a set of heals to click and have men come running."

Reblog if you think it’s okay to be homosexual

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

makeitearlgrey:

pro-anarchy:

andrysb24:

fumareta-hana:

fumareta-hana:

I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.

I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
image

You’re gonna need a bigger book

No you’re gonna need a new friend

Or both

deffinetly both

(via crossbonesandcutlery)

lyriumnug:

Skyrim + pretty places

(via baguette-assassin)

Reblog if you are a NO GENDER rper.

Males Here

Females Here